The Baseketball Song
The Baseketball Song: Album version by Shawn Wheeler and Jon Lichtenstein. Jarrod stepped aside to his didgeridoo and Lich and $hawn took over the singing. But at the appropriate time, everyone in the band began screaming the lines.
The Baseketball Song
Your life is spinning out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
Everything's wrong and nothing seems right-eh
There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
And your best friend has turned his back
But don't let it bring you down
No you've got to fight-eh
Cause you try, but you can't let go
It's when your down that you gotta get up-ah
Don't let them walk all over your face-ah
Stand up for yourself
And make eveything right again
Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
Uuuuhhhh....... Anyone?
Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes
You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
Unless you start using topical cream every day
1, 2, 3, 4!
Your life is spinning out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
Everything's wrong and nothing seems right-eh
There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
And your best friend has turned his back
But don't let it bring you down
No you've got to fight-eh
Cause you try, but you can't let go
It's when your down that you gotta get up-ah
Don't let them walk all over your face-ah
Stand up for yourself
And make eveything right again
Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let them know
That it was all just part of some rich guy's evil plan
Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes
You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
Unless you start using topical cream every day!
Skreent!!!!