Smooth And Creamy
Smooth And Creamy: Written by Jarrod Thomas, produced by SDCC. Composed by Thomas before the 9/11 Concert with Jamaican ska band T.A. Knights, the song was delayed twice and not released until September 25th, because everyone except Thomas and O'Neil thought the song sounded gay. Perhaps they were having a premonition, as "Smooth And Creamy" is perhaps the band's least successful release to date. The video features appearances by both tub and aerosol spray can versions of whipped cream, and features keyboardist Brandon Spalding singing in a middle-class English accent.
Smooth And Creamy
Do you like it in your shorts?
Yes I like it in my shorts!
In your shorts?
In my shorts!
Aaah aaahh ah-ah...
Smooth and creamy,
I like smooth and creamy,
Smooth and creamy,
That is what I like! Ah!
Do you like it in your face?
Yes I like it in my face!
In your face?
In my face!
Aaah aaahh ah-ah...
Smooth and creamy,
I like smooth and creamy,
Smooth and creamy,
That is what I like! Ah!
Do you like it in your hair?
Yes I like it in my hair!
In your hair?
In my hair!
Aaah aaahh ah-ah...
Smooth and creamy,
I like smooth and creamy,
Smooth and creamy,
That is what I like! Ah!
Do you like it everywhere?
Yes I like it everywhere!
Everywhere?
Everywhere!
Aaah aaahh ah-ah...
Smooth and creamy,
I like smooth and creamy,
Smooth and creamy,
That is what I like! Ah!
Do you like it in your shorts?
Yes I like it in my shorts!
In your shorts?
In my shorts!
Aaah aaahh ah-ah...
Smooth and creamy,
I like smooth and creamy,
Smooth and creamy,
That is what I like! Ah!
In the first stanza, the question lines were done by Brad O'Neil and Jarrod Thomas, the answer lines were done by the rest of the band.