The Baseketball Song
The Baseketball Song: Based on "Warts On My Dick" by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, SDCC's take on the song was arranged by Shawn Wheeler and Jon Lichtenstein. Released September 28th, 2002. Also released was a censored version where the word "dick" in the song is replaced by bassist Lichenstein yelling "Skreent." This twisted song features the band singing the entirety of "Warts On My Dick" in very dissonorous fashion, before every single one of them forgets the "rich guy's evil plan" line. After the lyrics end, they sing the whole song one more time, and although they remember every line this time, about halfway through the voice of Ron Witherow, cross country coach of Fort Defiance (aka keeper of Multindra) can be heard, trying to give last-minute course instructions, and soon the listener can pick up remarks of disgust from various Augusta County B-Level runners.
The Baseketball Song
Your life is spinning out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
Everything's wrong and nothing seems right-eh
There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
And your best friend has turned his back
But don't let it bring you down
No you've got to fight-eh
Cause you try, but you can't let go
It's when your down that you gotta get up-ah
Don't let them walk all over your face-ah
Stand up for yourself
And make eveything right again
Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
Uuuuhhhh....... Anyone?
Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes
You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
Unless you start using topical cream every day
1, 2, 3, 4!
Your life is spinning out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
Everything's wrong and nothing seems right-eh
There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
And your best friend has turned his back
But don't let it bring you down
No you've got to fight-eh
Cause you try, but you can't let go
It's when your down that you gotta get up-ah
Don't let them walk all over your face-ah
Stand up for yourself
And make eveything right again
Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let them know
That it was all just part of some rich guy's evil plan
Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes
You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
Unless you start using topical cream every day!
Based On "Warts On My Dick" by DVDA. Background speeches by Ron Witherow and several B-Level male cross counrtry runners from various high schools in and around Augusta County, Virginia. They appear courtesy of the fact that they are all stupid assholes. Trey Parker and Matt Stone suck!!!!!!!