Asparagus Aisle

Asparagus Aisle: Written by Jarrod Thomas, Brad O'Neil, and Chris Carper, produced by Thomas and O'Neil. SDCC's trademark hit, "Asparagus Aisle" was entirely composed at the back of the bus ride home from a concert/tri-meet at Turner Ashby. The song, which was released on September 10, 2003, became SDCC's break-out hit single, spending .3698578 weeks and counting at the top of the Metopian Music Charts. Also recieved the prestigious award of 1/2/6 points on Little Lichy's Funny List. This parady of the aclaimed "Pornograpy Aisle" was written to have a way to censor the formerly uncensorable song.

Asparagus Aisle

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of an asparagus flick,
That started on this grocery aisle,
With this guy asparagusing this chick.
SPEC: He's asparagusing her with his asparagus.
(Crash! Boom!)
Well, a sailor was a-watchin' them,
A sailor eating corn!
And he sat right back in an easy chair,
For a three hour asparagus.
SPEC: A three hour asparagus.
(Woman's asparagastic scream.)
Well the asparagusin' started getting rough,
The asparagus's asparagus were tossed,
Because she spread her asparagus so wide,
Her asparagus was lost.
SPEC: Her asparagus was lost.
(Wam! Bam! Thank you, ma'am!)
And so he started asparagusing her with things he found on the aisle.....
Like asparagus,
and asparagus.
asparagus,
and some piiiiiieeeee.
asparagus,
Some asparagus and asparagus,
On asparagus Aisle!!!!!!!

(spoken) Smack yo asparagus up.

Special parts ("SPEC") were sung by Jarrod Thomas, Brad O'Neil, and Shawn Wheeler. The Spoken line at the end was said by Shawn Wheeler.