COMMANDING POSITIONS
Evil King and Tyrant: Unquestioned leader and supreme commander of the Knights of Bohemia. Obviously may only be held by one member at a time. Can not really be promoted. Position currently held by Sir Vyborny.
Assisstant Evil King and Tyrant: Second-in-Command of the Knights. In the event that the Evil King and Tyrant is killed, then this Knight will take over and appoint a new Assisstant. Position currently held by Sir Schottenfroida.
REGULAR POSITIONS
Knight: The brave warriors that fight to protect the Empire of Metopia. Any new member who joins becomes this.
Cavalier: Knights who ride heavily armored addaxes into battle. Higher rank than Knight, can be attained by performing great deeds in defense of the motherland, or by earning the favor of either Sirs Vyborny or Schottenfroida. Oppurtunities to become this will be announced to all Knights.
Holy Knight: Pure-hearted knights whose only purpose in life is to destroy evil. They wear special shining white armor emblazoned with a cross or some other holy symbol. To become one, a Knight must pass a rigorous trial in which they prove their faith. Translation: a Knight must prove himself worthy by helping others and being an all around nice guy.
Heaven Knight: Purest knights who devote their lives to destroying all evil, even if it means killing their peers. Chosen from the ranks of Holy Knights, their can only be one of these. Promotion occurs from Holy Knight position only.
Dark Knight: Knights of terror and death. Their faces hidden by dark helms, they wield the Dark Weapons, soul-devouring weapons which, if not handled properly, can destroy the users mind and drive them insane. Only the darkest hearts can avoid this, and therefore Dark Knights are chosen carefully. This rank is attained by doing something so evil that it causes Sir Vyborny and/or Sir Schottenfroida to laugh with delight.
Hell Knight: Dark Knights who, through prolonged exposure to the Dark Sword, have been driven to the brink of insanity. Though their power is at its greatest, it will not take much for something to tip the scales and plunge their souls into darkness for all eternity. As with the Heaven Knight, their can be only one Hell Knight.
Arc Knight: A rank created at the last minute by Sir Vyborny because "Arc Knight" sounds cool. The yin-yang version of the Dark and Holy Knights. With both sides at equilibrium, they can tap both the powers of angels and devils, though not as well with either as a Dark or Holy Knight. Regardless, they are considered higher in rank than a Dark or Holy Knight. A Holy or Dark Knight must perform deeds that would qualify them for the opposite position as well.
Paladin: The greatest of the elite of the knights. To attain this rank, one must complete certain impossible tasks, at the discretion of Sir Vyborny or Sir Schottenfroida. One of these might include defeating the hideous monster know as Multindra in single combat.
Toilet Scrubber: Equipped with their "magic wands," they keep the toilets of Metopia clean to meet the high standards of sanitation we hold. This rank can be attained by severely pissing off Sir Vyborny or Sir Schottenfroida.
Toilet Licker: This is the rank reserved for Byrun Sexxalought. He is an asshole, and therefore surely deserves it.
Members of the Knights of Bohemia
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