I tried this once.

Scatological Cake

by Jerome Lafaire

If you want to add some spice to your life
There are steps you have to take
To get some attention you need the right stuff
To make the perfect cake

You need all the basics, the milk and the flour
And sugar; a couple of spoons
Then just for a kick, to loosen you up
we'll throw in a couple of prunes.

A can of baked beans will fire it up
And maybe a bowl of cooked cabbage
If you want, you can make it a gouda cheese cake,
I'm sure that that will do damage.

Refried beans and strong laxatives
Will make your cake flow nice
A cake full of chili and most types of salsa
Will give it a really good spice

Once you indulge you'd better take care
Not to sneeze or cough
A slight muscle spasm or tightening of abs
Might blow your butt ring off

I must warn you now, this cake's really strong
And once you put it in motion
Stay away from matches and any lit candle
The result could be an explosion.

from Chemistry Class 04-24-03
Sixth Poem of the Day