Outlawed Phrases
The following phrases have been deemed stupid by the government of Metopia, and therefore are not to be used while in the Empire of Metopia.
"I am John Selden."
Any variant on "Your Mom!"
"That's off the hook!" ("That's off the hizzle" is acceptable.)
"Hook me up with some of that."
"Cross country sucks." (Punishment tripled for this one.)
"Are you ready to laugh?" ("You know what's funny" is considered the same.)
The Dr. Evil "Zip it" routine.
"I attend Fort Defiance High School."
"If I wouldn't have sucked so much than you'd have finished in second."
"My AIM screen name is N E W B U R Y 13 and I really believed all that shit that Vyborny and Neptars told me in an AIM chat room on November 9, 2002."
Any phrase involving the words "phat", "gangsta", or "word". ("tight" is okay.)
"I want everyone to write a polished essay." (It's the "polished" part that makes it bad, isn't it?)
"No, we didn't run our top seven today, because they already had a 'workout'."
"Would you mind grabbin' a mop" and/or "Could you get a price check on that?"
"Suck it up, (last name here)!"
"Both legs!"
"Can't you even say hi to me?"
"What were you thinking?"
For Movie/TV Scriptwriters: "Forget about me, save yourselves.","I'm your long lost son/daughter/nephew/addax!" and "Join me and we can rule the world!"
"Cuz I'm your mother, that's why!"
"Edutainment." ('Nuff said.)
"'Nuff said."
"It's just 'cause I'm black/white/Asian/Jewish/Bohemian."
"No Katie, you can't run indoor track, you need a break."
"Yo where the sex up in here?"
Now that I think of it, "up in here" period.
"He was rubbed out, bumped off, taken off the menu!"
"I am going to send you to another dimension."
"That's like catching fish in a barrel."
"Good times!"
"Recieve a free all-natural breast/penile enhancement supplement through the mail."
"I/you/that's the SHIT!!"
"How come he's a Cavalier and I'm not?"
"That's gay."
"Teenagers think they are invincible."
"Symantec Web Security: This website will not be shown because..."
"Four Twenty!! Huh, huh, huh!(stupid laughter.)" (This phrase is legal as long as the stupid laughter is left out.)
" I know I did horrible things to you over the past twenty years, but you have to get over it. Life goes on."
" HELP ME! IM SHITTING LIKE A RABID FOX CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!" (Vyborny: "I don't see what's wrong with this one.")
"BOO!" (Only in the way Sarbin does it.)
"What's the name of this song?" (This only applies if the song in question is I Want It All by Queen, and it is asked during the part where the band is singing "I want it all.")
"Sweetness on a stick."
"I only lost because I was sick."
"I only lost 'cause I ran the first two laps like a pussy."
"I only lost 'cause I didn't care about that race."
"I only lost because I wanted to give someone else a chance."
"I only lost....even though I won.....because I'm still tired from dancing at homecoming last week."
"I only lost because a maniac cut off both of my legs with a chainsaw."
"Brad O'Neil finally beat his arch-nemesis Will Williams from Rockbridge." - Waynesboro News-Virginian
"Brad O'Neil is this week's City-County Male Cross-Country athlete of the week. He won some race with world record time of 12:10, in which the team title went to Fort Defiance's E-Team." -Staunton Daily News Leader
"We're up Fort's ass." -Staunton Daily News-Leader
Many more to come.