Sir Phileas of the Nine Sabres

MY PERSONAL INFO

Name-Sir Phileas Of The Nine Sabres
Though he is actually-Jayson Williams
Rank-Knight
Birthdate-Week from Thursday
Age-45 lbs.
Birthplace-a hole
Height-Square root of Wisconsin
Weight-A squirrel on crack
Occupation-Brain surgeon


FAVORITES

Color-plaid
Food-cheese
Animal-goat
Band-Kool and the Gang
TVshow-Monty Python's Flying Circus
Books-Anything with porn
Movie- see above
Sports- Cross Country and porn-viewing
Hobby- doing things whilst porn-viewing
Likes- porn 'n' cheese
Dislikes-clothing, non-cheese


KNIGHT INFO

Weapon of Choice-Naked picture of Ernest Borgnine
Slogan- "If it's not smackin', it's not happenin'."
Recruited by-Sir Byrun Sexxalought
E-mail- idonthaveanemailadressthanksformakingmefeelincompetent.com
IM Screen names- die(AIM) die (MSN)



AWARDS

Recruiting Points-0