Metopian National Track Team
2003 Metopian Track Team Roster: |
|
Name |
Age |
Birthplace |
Events |
|
Allen the Addax-God |
1 |
Shenandoah Acres, VA |
Distance |
|
An Addax |
12 |
The Plains, Kenya |
Sprints |
|
George Addax |
1 |
Addax, Metopia |
Sprints |
|
Napoleon "Nap-Bones" Bonaparte |
50 |
Corsica |
Steeplechase |
|
Hurricane Bob |
17 |
????, NJ |
Throws, Pole Vault |
|
Levi Brown |
16 |
Rednex, GA |
Sprints |
|
Christopher Chronopolis |
28 |
Athens, Greece |
Throws |
|
Coach Clifton |
31 |
Churchville, VA |
Distance |
|
An Clinton |
1 |
Addax, Metopia |
Throws, Sprints |
|
Cobra |
28 |
Grand Rapids, MI |
Throws |
|
Arthur Cosgrove |
54 |
Brandon Town, Metopia |
Throws |
|
Haelios Eskirin |
29 |
Heaven Town, AF |
Sprints |
|
Sir Fartlek |
16 |
Spalding, Metopia |
Distance |
|
Jacksonville Ford |
24 |
Toronto, Canada |
Decathlon |
|
Will Friski |
17 |
Lockbridge, Metopia |
Distance |
|
Frosty The Prevaricator |
48 |
Mercury City, Metopia |
Pole Vault |
|
Adolf Hitler VII |
23 |
Munich, Germany |
Distance |
|
Horst |
22 |
Pinaal, Metopia |
Sprints |
|
Intangir |
84 |
Lesser Triangle Island |
Throws, Sprints |
|
Sir Jerome Lafaire |
126 |
Marseilles, France |
Sprints |
|
Sir Lightstone |
20 |
Mogadishu, TX |
Middle Distance |
|
"Mako" |
28 |
Vulcan City, RX |
Jumps |
|
dnL Man |
24 |
Costa Del Sol, Metopia |
Middle Distance |
|
Sir Neptars |
20 |
Killeen, TX |
Sprints |
|
Bard Nilsson |
21 |
Stualts Dlaft, Metopia |
Distance |
|
Sir Nobunaga |
16 |
Metopian Zone, Antarctica |
Middle Distance |
|
Obsidian |
8 |
Vulcan Town, RX |
Sprints |
|
Brad O'Neil |
16 |
Stuarts Draft, VA |
Distance |
|
Cullen O'Neil |
14 |
Stuarts Draft, VA |
Steeplechase |
|
Andrew Riotor |
30 |
New Waynesboro, Metopia |
Middle Distance |
|
Willie Robinson |
16 |
Fort Hood, TX |
Sprints, Jumps |
|
Jeremy Rowe |
17 |
Franceville, GA |
Sprints, Jumps |
|
Sir Salty Sam |
15 |
Chicago, IL |
Distance |
|
Sir Shottenfroida |
41 |
Fish, Jamaica |
Sprints |
|
Brandon Spalding |
16 |
In a room |
Distance |
|
Lasse Viren, Jr. |
25 |
Turku, Finland |
Distance |
|
Sir Vyborny |
42 |
Ust Kamenogorst, Kazakstan |
Middle Distance, Pole Vault |
|
$hawn Wheeler |
16 |
Waynesboro, VA |
Middle Distance |
|
Tim Willis |
16 |
Dover, NJ |
Sprints, Jumps |
|
Jim Won'tis |
21 |
Stualts Dlaft, Metopia |
Jumps |