Metopian Mad Gab

Hello , welcome to the Empire of Metopia. We hope you will enjoy your stay.

You may be wondering why you want to visit the empire of metopia. Well for one thing, it's the greatest country in the entire WORLD. We have over billion dollars, that's a : exchange rate! Also, we have the best facilities in the world! Finally, we have an all you can eat bar open 24/7.

So why should you visit the empire of metopia? Because it's the best damn country in the WORLD!!!!!!