MacBastard The Plaid (Deceased)   MY PERSONAL INFO Name-Sir MacBastard the Plaid (Deceased) Though he is actually-Zan Gillies Rank-Knight Birthdate-The fourth day of the month after the ninth day of the sine of the angle of incidence corresponding to the next day minus the 17th week of January Age-37.72934902 Birthplace-15th Street Height-Damn you Weight-Damn YOU too Occupation-Death Incarnate, Cashier at Speedy's All Night Grocery FAVORITES Color-Esquire Food-Esquire pie Animal-The Yellow Migratory Carnivorous Siberian Butterfly, Esquire Band- 52Xmax TVshow- The dishwasher Movie-AmericanQuest Mortgage:A tale of struggle and fire book- The Tale of Gilgamesh in a Department Store Part III:Gilgamesh buys a skirt Sports-Incinerating small animals Hobby-Eating small incinerated animals Likes- Small animals Dislikes- You (that's creative) KNIGHT INFO Weapon of Choice- Christopher Walken Slogan- "I WILL KILL YOU ALL" (with a poorly trained contraband detection unit?) Recruited by-Sir Byrun Sexxalought E-mail- flametail@cfw.com Aim-Bastardsquaredtimesthecosineofbastardomtimes180374239487234 AWARDS Best Knight Name Award Best Real Name Award Winner, Metopian Dog Show for best impersonation of a gnu Second Prize In a Beauty Contest (1994)