The Port of Metopia

Welcome to the port of Metopia. Ships set sail every five seconds to the following destinations. Even though they all refuse to link their sites to us.

Destinations

Dumb Laws
Tekken Zaibatsu
The Final Fantasy Compendium
Shenandoah Valley Track Club
Coffee Break Arcade
The Sims Homepage
Albino Blacksheep
Free Roms
Yahoo! Search Engine
Stuarts Draft High School
Merriam Webster (try the alternate pronunciation for son of a bitch!)
The Greatest Site on Earth
Badass Buddy Icons for AIM
QueenZONE
The Complete Queen Lyrics Page
MileStat.com
Socialism Today
Funny Junk
Javascript Periodic Table
School Delay and Closing Info.
Group X
Multindra's Mainpage Go here and then spam them.
haven's secret place Official website of a certain Nelson County High School pole vaulter.
Eastern Mennonite University College of former SDCC runner Josh "Freakin' Nasty" Ott.
James Madison University College of former SDCC runner Evan "What A Tool" Kays. (Also of Cheryl "Vyborny's Mom" O'Neil)
Radford University College of former SDCC runner Jason "What?" Spalding.
The Shadowlands World's greatest paranormal site. Jack-did-Jill's Page Official website of Jack-did-Jill, one of very own Metopian Picayune writers.