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Disclaimer 2 (by Vyborny):All content on any page of this website is completely original material created by Schotenfroida or myself, or has been stolen from somewhere else. If you do not agree with something you see on this site, or are offended by something, then it will do you no good to send either of us any hatemail, because we will just "re-word" your mail and post it on the site, and the thing you dislike will not be removed, because we are big jerks.
Disclaimer 2(cont. by Schottenfroida): The Empire of Metopia would like to put several rumors to rest. Firstly, it has come to the attention of the Empire, that a few high school students from the Shenendoah Valley are accused of being the webmasters of this site. This claim is totally and completely wrong. The site in actuality was created, and is run by Sir Vyborny and Sir Schottenfroida of the Empire of Metopia, and not a couple of high school students. Secondly, the Empire would like to say that certain parts of this website have been acused of being metaphors for different sports teams in Virginia. This also, is completely and totally wrong. Anything you see on this website and is to be taken 100% literally. The Empire of Metopia and the Knights of Bohemia hope you are satisfied with these answers, but really don't care if you're not.
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