Join The Bohemian Knights!

So you want to join the Emiratic Order of the Knights of Bohemia? Well good for you. Mother always said you needed to get out more. Anyway, if you want to join, then you can send a self-adressed stamped postcard with your name, age, phone number, social security number, bank account number, mother's maiden name, make and model number, and $25 to:

The Royal Roach Trampling Institute
c/o Brian Antoinette Zatapathique
4567 Mercury Lane
Buenos Aries, California 60657

although this will do you no good. The other thing you can try if you want to join the Knights of Bohemia is to fill out this form and you will become the newest member of this hallowed Order. Or something.