THIS IS ONLY A ROUGH DRAFT Coming soon to a theatre near you...... FORT GIRL SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Starring: Hayley James!!! (Foto Unavailable) Polly Arey!!!!! (Foto Unavailable) Jaclyn Wine!!!! (Foto Unavailable) Anne Ward!!!!!! (annie) Brad O'Neil!!!! (niceturf) Steve, the Wonder Gibbon!!!! (largibbon) A vat of warm pus!!!! (warmpus) Dwight David Eisenhower!!!! (ike) 127 fire-breathing army ants!!! (Foto Unavailable) Willie Robinson!!!! (yeahbaby) Ginger, from Gilligan's Island!!! (that one) and YOU!!!! (plane) With music by Queen!!!! (queenthing) and Ted Nugent!!!!! (tednugent) Directed by this man!!! (kaboom) In-movie nourishment provided by Pie!!!! (pie) and dnL!!!! (dnL) See this fantastic full-motion film at your local cinemas starting February 30th, 2016!!!!! Action!!!! Romance!!! Running!!! Partial Nudity!!!!! None of these and more can be found in "Fort Girl Squad!!!" Actually, this is just a stop-gap solution before the REAL Fort Girls feature is put up. In the meantime however, watch this.