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A
tribute to real men's shit.
(Updated: 12-08-03)
Oops!
You've got racing stripes!.
(Updated: 11-18-03)
The
Matrix: Revolutions is boring and shitty.
(Updated: 11-10-03)
LOOKS
LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BROKEN CAPSLOCK KEY (2 new pieces
of shit).
(Updated: 11-03-03)
Finally:
the reason I'm such an asshole revealed (new hate mail).
(Updated: 10-19-03)
How
to render the Segway (self balancing toilet) obsolete.
(Updated: 10-16-03)
McDonald's
new ass campaign is an anagram for "ailing vomit."
(Updated: 10-06-03)
Going
to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass discount card.
(Updated: 09-30-03)
Enough of that...
Read my reviews or go to hell.
Movies
that I've seen in a toilet
(Updated: 01-22-01)
Movies
I haven't seen in a toilet and have no right to bitch about (but do anyway)
(Updated: 1-5-98)
Movies
I hate that begin with "T" and end with "IOLET"
(Updated: 10-21-98)
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