Goals for Metopian Empire
- Recruit new members of the greatest civilization on Earth
- Promote the principle of schottenfroida
- Conquer the World--Hahahahahahahahahaha(in an evil but charming, you just can't help feeling sorry for us and helping our cause manner)
*This site is best viewed with the browser of whichever internet company will pay us the most.*
Disclaimer: By entering this site you have chosen to support the Empire of Metopia in it's conquest for world domination. You will now say the following words(AND MEAN THEM). I (name) now pledge allegance to the Empire of Metopia in all current and future actions. I promise to send money to Sir Schottenfroida to help him in his conquests. I will also join Sir Schottenfroida in those aforementioned conquests. Finally, I will NOT eat lettuce as it releases a chemical which induces the body to make lactic acid which causes muscles to cramp. Nor will I go to www.feardotcom.com as it IS the last site I will ever see.
Thank you and have a nice day ~Sir Schottenfroida(current ruler of the Empire of Metopia, Co-leader of Eastern Bohemia, webmaster of this site, and the world's smartest lemur)
Hi. Uh..... sorry, can't think of anything to add to that. Except BRITNEY SPEARS MUST DIE!!!!! ~Sir Vyborny (Evil King and Tyrant of the Emiratic Order of the Bohemian Knights, other webmaster of this site, and addax enthusiast.)
Hi. It's Sir Schottenfroida again I just wanted to say that although this is NOT a hate site and I don't want HATEMAIL, if you do send me any, i'll just *fix* it and post it. By the way, Britney Spears is the cause of all evil. Adios
PS: Run cross country.
P.P.S. "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945)