Your day in Metopia

One spring day, and decide to go have sex with a . Before you can begin, however, atttacks and kills . You are now . Because you are so , Sir Schottenfroida decides to send you to to fight along side the Empire's former rival, Swabia. At the end of the day, you die in a horrible accident and Sir Vyborny kicks you off the . The Empire of Metopia hopes you enjoyed your stay.