Queens (Football) Royales

Team Info

Stadium: Gay Conservatives Stadium
Hometown: Queens, Metopia
Colors: Purple, black
Mascot: King
Owner: Sir Ironhorse

Team Roster

WR- The Moon
LT- John Wayne
LG- Gideon Fortescue-Hash
C- A. Whore
QB- Donovan McNabb
HB- Hades
FB- Adolf Hitler VII
RG- James Bond
RT- Mexican Bob
TE- Horst
WR- Cheese

LE- A 1957 Cadillac
NT- John
RE- Baghdad Bob
LOLB- Hurricane Isabel
LILB- Hurricane Bob
RILB- John Cheese
ROLB- Jupiter
CB- Sir Ironhorse
FS- The Strongest Person in the Universe
SS- THE Rolls Royce (1986 Crown Vic)
CB- Burnt Toast

K- Zeus
P- Helen Keller
KR- SDCC (the band)
PR- Dick Didnotwritethisstorybecauseitisstupidsofuckup