Vybornyville (Football) Harriers

Team Info

Stadium: Brad O'Neil Memorial Stadium
Hometown: Vybornyville, Metopia
Colors: Red, black, white
Mascot: Hawk
Owner: Sir Vyborny

Team Roster

Head Coach: Marvin Lewis
Off. Coord: Albert Einstein
Def. Coord: Gregor Mendel
Special Coord: That wheelchair Guy

QB
1 Brandon Spalding
2 Dan Marino
3 Joe "Lame-Arm" McGee

HB
1 Steve Prefontaine
2 Harald Norpoth (also 3DRB)
3 Dr. Weird

FB
1 Lasse Viren

WR
1 Freddie Mercury
2 Hicham el Guerrouj
3 Jon Lichtenstein
4 Bard Nilsson
5 Ruze Entrager
6 Ian McCausland
7 Shermy Feldspar

TE
1 Angelfire "Is" Gay
2 Geocities "Sucks" Ass
3 Howard the Red-Rabbit

LT
1 Hasimoto (Sumo Wrestler)
2 Hilary Duff

LG
1 Anikaze (Another Sumo Wrestler)
2 Angelina Jolie

C
1 Lindsay Lohan
2 Prototype Jack (also LS)

RG
1 Rankantake (Yet Another Sumo Wrestler)
2 A Mutated Megalodon
3 Anna Williams

RT
1 Ganryu (Fictional Sumo Wrestler)
2 Michelle Chang

LE
1 Hayley James
2 Per Halle

RE
1 Anne Ward
2 Alien Dude w/ Airhorn

DT
1 Jaclyn Wine
2 Polly Arey
3 Sirius Black
4 Man on Steroids

LOLB
1 Jessica Fanning
2 Newman

MLB
1 True Ogre
2 Regular Ogre
3 David Hume

ROLB
1 Jen Beury
2 Fargus

CB
1 Willie Robinson
2 Jacksonville Ford
3 Greg Graffin
4 Axle Azer
5 Christina Aguilera (DIE DIE DIE) (also KR)

FS
1 Justin Galadon
2 Man in Kangaroo Suit (also KR/PR)

SS
1 Paul Phoenix
2 Drummer for Good Charlotte

K
1 Brad O'Neil (also KOS)

P
1 Shane Lechler (Oakland Raiders)