Sir Fartlek

MY PERSONAL INFO

Name-Sir Fartlek
Though he is actually-B. P. Spalding
Rank-Cavalier
Birthdate-4/31/1912
Age-2.8756353732234
Birthplace-Blacksburg, VA
Height-12 pounds/6 pense
Weight-3 kilometers
Occupation-Strangler of turkeys


FAVORITES

Color-maroon and orange
Food-Horseflesh
Animal-Albino seahorse
Band-Dave Matthews Band
TVshow-That twilighty show....with the zone.....
Books-How To Pronounce the Actual Name Of The Artist Formerly Known as Prince For Dummies by Joe Namath
Movie-Earnest Needs A Kidney
Sports-Cross Country and Track (Indoor and Outdoor Varieties)
Hobby-Hacky Sack (w/ Hand Grenade)
Likes-Guessing whether specific girls masturbate or not. (He knows, girls, he knows!)
Dislikes-not being able to cure the lusts of the girls in the previous statement


KNIGHT INFO

Weapon of Choice-an insecure Mountain Dwarf's Holy Sacred Butter-knife, as well as the fabled Toothpick of Evermore
Slogan- "Erin Stephenson and Jamie Walker are definate 'YES'-es."
E-mail- hornytoad@sex.org(y)
IM Screen names- MonkeySpanker28(AIM), CandleBasher316 (MSN)