Welcome to Election 2004 Headquarters! Click the links below to gain more insight on what the bloody hell is going on!!!!1<--intentional. Polls will open after indoor districts!!! Hoo-yah!

Election News

  • Feb 23: Election Night approaches rapidly as Clayton Wisely enters the race in Hiriz District, Selivanov County.
  • Feb 12: John "St. Thomas Aquinas" Fangoria-Ginseng-Hell-to-Pay-but-not-till-Yesterday of the Very Silly Party has entered the Froida District race, and Howard Dean is yelling a lot in East Bohemia.
  • Feb 9: Adam Riley of the recently formed Annoying Party has thrown his hat, gloves, socks, and skateboard into the ring. He is running in the Augusta District of Augusta County.
  • Feb 5: Terminus District candidate Pyro T. Fuckyou (Pissed Off Party) was defenestrated to death at his party offices at New Prague, Metopia. This act was performed by Sirs Schottenfroida and Vyborny, who noticed that his goals if elected would be to remove the former and kill the latter. Mr. Fuckyou has since joined the Stone Dead Party, but has officially been removed from this year's election.

  • General Information
  • The Parties
  • The Races