Metopian Citizenship Test

Answer the 25 questions that follow on a 3x5 piece of toast and send the answers to us. To gain Metopian citizenship, you must answer at least 17 of the questions correctly.
PS: The first to correctly answer all 25 questions wins a free dnL!!!

You have 4 hours, 38 minutes, and 55 seconds to complete the test. Start answering the questions in April.

1. What are the colors on the Metopian flag?
2. What date was Metopia founded?
3. Who founded Metopia?
4. What is Metopia's capital?
5. What is the ruler of Metopia's official position title?
6. What famous organization of warriors is based on Metopia?
7. What school do the founders of Metopia attend?
8. Who did the Metopia government anger greatly on January 28, 2003 (All Hell's Day)?
9. What is the national sport of Metopia?
10. What famous Metopian said the famous phrase, "Get the hell out of my way!!!"?
11. Who is the leader of the Dreher chapter of the organization in Question 6?
12. What was Sir Vyborny's best "5K" road race time as of June 1, 2003?
13. Who is the founder of the national newspaper, the Metopian Picayune?
14. What is the national animal of Metopia?
15. What is the greatest band that has ever lived?
16. What is the greatest METOPIAN band to have ever lived?
17. Who is it illegal in Metopia to be: A) Griffen Davis, B) Jordan Bowman, or C) Kirsty Cheese?
18. What is Sir Vyborny's "specialty" event in track?
19. What is Sir Fartlek's "specialty" event in track?
20. What is Hurricane Bob's "specialty" event in track?
21. Name the Metopian citizen you would MOST like to have sex with.
22. Name the Metopian citizen you would LEAST like to have sex with.
23. What is your favorite cheese?
24. Write a three page essay on why SDCC is YORE PUSHOR.
25. What goes, black white, black white, blak white?