MY PERSONAL INFO

Name-Sir Bonezalought
Though he is actually-Wesley Julian
Rank-Knight
Birthdate-Tuesday, December 27
Age-27 moons
Birthplace-Staunton, Mars
Height-six-ten
Weight-177 bags of Crunch n Munch
Occupation-Nude Painter


FAVORITES

Color-blue
Food-Chinese (people)
Animal-Chimpanzees and Chad Truslow
Band-Hanson
TVshow-The Brady Bunch or anything with Florence Henderson
Book-What Kind Of Idiot Would Read A Book by Pancho Villa
Movie-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sports-Cross Country and Soccer
Hobbies-Four Square
Likes-Being able to log onto his computer, provolone cheese, and pudding
Dislikes-Dan Coulter, the 1920's, and any who oppose me (except the camels)


KNIGHT INFO

Weapon of Choice-Dooku's Lightsabre
Slogan-"You can't have any pudding if you don't beat your meat!"
Recruited by-Sir Byrun Sexxalought
E-mail-donteveremailmeyoubastard@yahoo.com
IM Screen names-myass(MSN), goaway(AIM), suckmydick(Yahoo), IThinkThisJokeIsStillFunnyAndVeryOriginalButI'mMistaken (ICQ)


AWARDS

Nothing!