What The Hell Are We Talking About?

Sir Vyborny here. Some of you may be slightly confused by the content of the homepage. So here is an explanation.
Metopia is a small, tropical island nation located 25 miles off the coast of Antarctica. It's ruler is Dictator-For-Life Sir Schottenfroida. On this island is located the headquarters of the Emiratic Order of the Knights of Bohemia, the purpose of which is to fight the principalities of Saxony and Swabia for no good reason, which was founded by a rabid Czechoslovakian addax enthusiast named Vyborny. Schottenfroida is also second in command of the Order. So anyway, join the Empire of Metopia and the Knights of Bohemia and help us smite the evil bastards of Saxony and Swabia!!!!

Schottenfroida says: Also you must teach yourself how to enter these symbols on a qwerty keyboard and e-mail them to me.
The symbols are: ²³°ŸØęĀŒÐǼζШҝص‰⅞▒ﻈﻕ ﻃﺪ &הּ

P.S.Run Cross Country!!


P.P.S.: 20 bucks says you still don't know what the hell we're talking about.

Info for the island country of Metopia