| Enrollment Options | |
|---|---|
| 2 years | 4 years |
| Pancake House management | Mob Informing |
| High School Custodian | Creative Capital Punishment |
| Customer Service rep. | Embezzlement |
| Squeegee Guy | Sleeping and Drinking (double major) |
| Cult leadership | |
| Tutition Rates | |
|---|---|
| Metopian | Other bastards |
| Free | 750,000 Metopian Yen |
| To avoid high tution fees, Join the Knights of Bohemia | |