Am I right or what?

 
A tribute to real men's shit.
(Updated: 12-08-03)

Oops! You've got racing stripes!.
(Updated: 11-18-03)

The Matrix: Revolutions is boring and shitty.
(Updated: 11-10-03)

LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BROKEN CAPSLOCK KEY (2 new pieces of shit).
(Updated: 11-03-03)

Finally: the reason I'm such an asshole revealed (new hate mail).
(Updated: 10-19-03)

How to render the Segway (self balancing toilet) obsolete.
(Updated: 10-16-03)

McDonald's new ass campaign is an anagram for "ailing vomit."
(Updated: 10-06-03)

Going to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass discount card.
(Updated: 09-30-03)

Enough of that...

Read my reviews or go to hell.

 
Movies that I've seen in a toilet
(Updated: 01-22-01)

Movies I haven't seen in a toilet and have no right to bitch about (but do anyway)
(Updated: 1-5-98)

Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with "IOLET"
(Updated: 10-21-98)

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