2005 IAAF World Championships in Athletics*

*That means track and field, jerkass

So, like, Metopia has entered the IAAF World Championships for the second time. Like, there's about 100 or 104 or so people running in this meet. This meet is kind of a big deal. So...keep checking back for things.

Metopian National Team Roster

Event Reports, Results, Previews, and Nude Pictorials*

*Not really nude pictorials

Events will be posted the day before or after they happen, whichever comes first.

Men's Stuff

Shot Put

Donut Dan

Hurricane Bob

Intangir

Women's Crap

10,000 Meters

Jenny Brighton

Jenny Brighton, wife of that Jimmy guy, is the sole entrant for Metopia in the women's 10k. She has a PR of like 31:10. That's like a minute off the leading time. She's probably gonna get killed.