POOP

This is probably the most "distastful" part of my site and it is dedicated to the oh wonderous faeces...Hell i do not take any responsibility if you vomit whilst looking at this, so go and take a crap.

Names sometimes given to Poop.

• aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
• anal butter
• anal snakes
• bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds )
• black banana
• blind eels
• blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)
• bologna stix
• brown bobbin' ball
• brown dildo
• brown dragons
• bum brownie
• bum nuggets
• bun fudge
• butt clusters
• butt gnome
• butt nugget turdies
• butt nut
• cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop )
• cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop )
• calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally meaning
• chicken pecking out of one's butt
• chocolate banana
• chocolate bread loaf

• chocolate channel chewie
• ass apple
• ass goblins
• ass kabobs
• chocolate delight
• chocolate soldier
• Chubacca chunks
• cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath )
• coeliac flux
• coeliac passion
• colon cannonballs
• colon cobras
• corndogs
• corn eyed butt snake
• corn kernal poopie
• crab apples
• crapsters
• creamy butt nuggets
• crusty critters
• dark catsup
• dead soldier
• digested Crayola box
• diver down
• dookie doo

• dookie-doop-dperiscope roop
• down periscope
• Dunkin' Donuts
• Easter Bunny's present
• ejecta
• ejectamenta
• excrement
• fecal browns
• fecal pellet
• feces freeway find
• floater (one that won't flush)
• the fourth teletubby
• frightened turtle
• funky monkey
• gobjobbers
• golden brownies
• hardened fudge nuggets
• hell's candy
• Indian rug burns
• lincoln logs
• lumpy fart
• Mississippi mud, tangy butt nuts,
• monsters that can choke donkeys, tom cruise missiles, turd tunnel tasty , that ain't chocolate puddin'!
• rectum warriors, returds, sewer serpents, shit on a shingle , shit on a stick, shitsicles, shitsters, space slug, and last but not least my personal favourite the monglin cluster shit.