Sick jokes for equally perverted people

These Jokes are reasonably funny but i'm not garanteeing that you will laugh. I'll add more soon.

Jokes

• Two nuns are driving along a road in transylvania, when suddenly a Vampyre jumps out infront of them
• Q)Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton for half an hour A) It said concentrate.
• If your arse was any more jiggly, Bill Cosby would have to stick a spoon in it
• Q)How do you kill 1000 ethiopians at once A)Throw a free dinner ticket off a cliff.
• A man with a dog walks into a bar and his dog does a Turd on the floor. Next an Irishman walks in and slips on the Turd, he gets up and walks over to the bar. Next a big really tough body builder sort-of-person walks in and slips on the Turd
• I knew a blonde who tried to drown her goldfish!