Farmers

Farmers are just sooooo cool aren't they, they get to clean up after loads of animals, walk through immense piles of boggy land plow fields from dawn 'til dusk get paid £1.30 for a whole cow. Wow i wanna be a farmer when i grow up. I wanna ride in an old brocken down tractor and then have to pull it up a hill then fall flat on my face in a pile of horse manure.AAAHHHHH orgasmic excitement it gives me oooohhhhhhhh. Anyway these are some more reasons why i dont want to become a farmer. No offense meant to any farmers who may read this. It is just a joke and doesn't mean anything. That should Throw them off the trail i hope...

Farmers

• Smell (i mean that in the nicest possible way)
• Pick up cow pats all day and stick them on the fire.(according to common belief anyway)(cos i don't want a farmer comeing round to my house with a shotgun and blowing my head off just because i said they pick up cow poo all day). Because farmers are obviously very important to our way of life and just because all their cows are burnt up in a field releasing deadly toxins that will kill us 'cos they got foot and mouth does not mean they are any less important to our livelyhood.
• Have sex with chickens(i think )when their wives/husbands are away at the cattle market.
• Live on farms.
• Get paid lots and lots of money, they do, they do, they do. Almost as much as the well paid NHS nurses and staff.