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Greetings, swinish multitudes!

The name is Justin. Unless you already know me, any nicknames I have will be less than meaningless to you. I am a college student from the pinnacle of cultural sophistication, Kansas City - that was a joke, just in case you're a bit slow.

I can't seem to find a school that offers World Domination as a line of study, so I'm settling for something in the way of business and media. What can you do?

My drug of choice is music (and Guinness and Lucky Strikes and sex, etc.), and you can frequently find me ranting about all the crap that MTV and the radio monopolies force upon the ignorant and unsuspecting public. You're about as likely to hear me singing the praises of Ja Rule as you would hear a stoner raving about ditch weed.

I'm a video game fiend and a car buff. So anytime you mix the two, a la Gran Turismo, you have my undivided attention.

My favorite hobby is sleeping.

While I can sympathize with the mentally handicapped and others who are legitimately mentally ill, I have no patience for people who could pull their heads out of their asses, but for whatever reason shy away from the smell of fresh air.

And if my URL wasn't enough of a dead giveaway for you, my Instant Messenger handle is JKooks. If you don't know me, but want to, you know how to do it. If you want to start a war with me, I would enjoy that even more. Let's see what you got. Although I would prefer it if you just sent me some heartfelt hate mail. At least then I could post it on my mail page and humiliate you (semi) publicly.