The Jeff-B film awards 2005

To qualify for a Jeff-B film award 2005, a film must:

1: Have been released in the UK during 2005

2: I have to have seen it during 2005

3: It has to be one of my favorite films of the year

I know there are a lot of films out there that might be better than the 3 I’ve picked, but in the end it comes down to what I think.

Jeff-B: At the movies

Flightplan 3) Flightplan

A claustrophobic, Hitchcockian thriller. A bereaved woman and her daughter are flying home from Berlin to America. At 30,000 feet the child vanishes and nobody admits she was ever on that plane. With only a few clues left behind, she must now challenge the boundaries of her will and her mind in her desperate search.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

During the German air raids of WWII, the four Pevensie children -- Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy -- are sent out of London to take shelter at the country home of eccentric Prof. Digory Kirke, who happens to be the owner of a curious wardrobe. Peering into this wardrobe one day, Lucy finds herself in the snowy land of Narnia, which is mired in never-ending winter thanks to the magic of the evil White Witch, who has proclaimed that it will be always winter but never Christmas in the mystical land. Eventually the other Pevensies find themselves in Narnia, and the four children learn that they alone are the key to breaking the Witch's eternal winter. But while three of them trudge through the snow with some helpful Beavers to join forces with Aslan, the mighty Lion, the fourth takes a more treacherous path and falls in league with the Witch...

Serenity 1) Serenity

The crew of the Serenity is getting desperate. They have lain lower and lower to protect their doctor, Simon Tam, and his telepathic traumatized little sister, River, from the alliance, whom he rescued her from a year earlier. This has made getting jobs harder and now they are desperate. When they take River on a robbery during which Reavers (humans who have gone crazy and turned into cannibals) attack, Simon decides that its time to leave the crew of the Serenity for his and River's safety. She then mutters "Miranda" and goes berserk and nearly shoots Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, until her brother says the safety word to put her to sleep. Reynolds decides to take them back on board for safety, only now an alliance Operative is on their tracks and making Reynolds determined to find out what "Miranda" is and what the Alliance is hiding.

This yeah, however, one film has emerged that deserves a special award. This film has invoked emotions in me that very few films have ever achieved. This one film stands out as a shining beacon for all those who follow: IT IS PERHAPS THE WORST FILM EVER MADE!

And so, the first ever Jeff-B award for Stupidity and grouse incompetence in film making goes to…

Doom: utter shit!Doom

Something has gone wrong at a remote scientific research station on Mars. All research has ceased. Communication has failed. And the messages that do get through are less than comforting. It's a level 5 quarantine and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad - hardened Space Marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize the enemy... or so they think.