The crew of the Serenity is getting desperate. They have lain lower and lower to protect their doctor, Simon Tam, and his telepathic traumatized little sister, River, from the alliance, whom he rescued her from a year earlier. This has made getting jobs harder and now they are desperate. When they take River on a robbery during which Reavers (humans who have gone crazy and turned into cannibals) attack, Simon decides that its time to leave the crew of the Serenity for his and River's safety. She then mutters "Miranda" and goes berserk and nearly shoots Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, until her brother says the safety word to put her to sleep. Reynolds decides to take them back on board for safety, only now an alliance Operative is on their tracks and making Reynolds determined to find out what "Miranda" is and what the Alliance is hiding. |
This yeah, however, one film has emerged that deserves a special award. This film has invoked emotions in me that very few films have ever achieved. This one film stands out as a shining beacon for all those who follow: IT IS PERHAPS THE WORST FILM EVER MADE!
And so, the first ever Jeff-B award for Stupidity and grouse incompetence in film making goes to…
Something has gone wrong at a remote scientific research station on Mars. All research has ceased. Communication has failed. And the messages that do get through are less than comforting. It's a level 5 quarantine and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad - hardened Space Marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize the enemy... or so they think. |