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Now I know, it amazes me too that I’ve finally gotten around to remaking my site. So once you’ve gotten your heart working again, feel free to slap yourself silly as you peruse the essence of Heftler.

Perhaps I’ll try and keep a log of what is erroneously titled my life. That’ll probably last a week or so.

Regardless, check out all your old favorites, from the movies to the programs, and who knows, there may be more to come!