Empire Heftler

If you canít get it here, click the little ďxĒ.

Your friendly host, Francis. And no, she does not ďput outĒ you dirty bastard.


Now I know, it amazes me too that Iíve finally gotten around to remaking my site. So once youíve gotten your heart working again, feel free to slap yourself silly as you peruse the essence of Heftler.

Perhaps Iíll try and keep a log of what is erroneously titled my life. Thatíll probably last a week or so.

Regardless, check out all your old favorites, from the movies to the programs, and who knows, there may be more to come!