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On October 21st, Sumguy asked:
Y DID U MAKE BLACK PEOPLE BLACK??
Well, you see, sumguy, it was actually an accident. The first batch of people came out fine, Adam and Eva and all that Jazz. But I kinda messed up on the second bunch. I was gulping down a brewski and watching porno so I totally forgot about them in the oven! Well, when I finally realized what I had done, it was too late. I had burnt them. Their skin had gone black and their noses, lips and foreheads expanded due to the heat. I was gonna just throw em out but I thought "hey, why not just see if they can make it on Earth." Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.