Every now and then, people say stuff that are irrelevant or just plain nonsense. I've put together a collection of sayings that I hear on TV or people around me. More will be added soon so keep checking back, if you have any quotes that can be added to this page then let me know. I'll like to start off the list by adding one of my own, "One cannot have to many quotes!". Enjoy.

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"We started off like Romeo and Juliet but ended in tragedy"-Milhouse

"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows"-Albus Dumbledore

"Dear Santa, just one word: Batteries. Lets face it, a game boy without batteries is just a plastic box. Fun for a while but ultimately disappointing. So come Christmas big fella, if I don't find batteries under the tree, I will personally launch an expedition up the north pole to hunt you down like a big red ant. Merry Christmas"-Richard Stubbs

"Why don't you girls go get pregnant or something?"-Eric Cartman

"I'm going to go up that river and kick that son of a bison's ass so hard, that the next bison wannabe is going to feel it"-Quote from the street fighter movie but can't remember who said it.

"This is no longer a motor race, its a powerboat race"-Murray Walker commenting on the very wet conditions during the Malaysian F1 Grand Prix.

"You really are as thick as clotted cream whom has been left out by some clot until the clots are so clotted up that you couldn't unclot them with an electric declotter"-Rowan Atkinson

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