Hi everybody, especially Lewis... I just knew people were visiting my site, well, I didn't, hence the pessimistic entries preceding this one. So how is everyone? I wonder if people would see me differently if i was a hat? Why does Kazaa slow everything down? Where did Fruit Cream Poppets go? Stupid questions, no answers. I can't believe 'Visual Hamlet Day' never was... Ha! Part of the Angelfire site's broken - it has html instead of a link! Ha! Even I'm not that bad! There's encouragement...

I have no inspiration.

Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty... Ha! Vern, I got you singing along to Guns N' Roses! Ha! Well, you still swore you wouldn't. Hi, everyone reading this, btw, in other words, hi to myself. Why does nobody ever look at my site? And why did Seth Green lose his hair? Why?? WHY, DAMMIT, WHY??? Dammit, he was so hot... still is, I guess, seeing as he still really has hair, doesn't he? Austin Powers wasn't real, was he? I'm going to look for photos of his hair before it disappeared, mmm, and I'm about to find out what happens if you freeze Rolo Yogurts. Dammit, why doesn't Vern understand I can't eat without my special fork/spoon? And lets not go on about knives, I'm not about to broadcast to the whole Internet that I can't use cutlery... *snif* My Terrible Secret... It's oot.

I is back. At a later point in time. I apologise for the terrible, terrible photo(s) I just put up, but NO-ONE IS GOING TO SEE THEM THIS IS A CRAPPY TRIPOD SITE NO-ONE VISITS UNLESS TOTAL AND COMPLETE BOREDOM PREVAILS. In which case, at least they're a bit of a laugh. Anyway, the only thing that matters any more is !Visual Hamlet Day 2002! which takes place on Wednesday 25 September. I even set a countdown thing for it, which probably won't work cause i can barely work html, let alone javascript... why am I still sitting up? It's midnight, I have work at like 8 tomorrow, and I'm just sitting getting depressed to depressing music and discussing water with Jamie. Hi Jamie! Anywho, why am I writing all of this? For the umpteenth time this week, F*** Me. xx

Hi Dave... Hi Stu... I'm addicted to that song now, btw. Anywho, I really am wondering why I continue to update this page. Well, I don't really update it that often, but anyway, it's something to do that doesn't involve getting drunk, I guess... and of course we all know that's wrong, as was drilled into us earlier by the brilliant 'Livewire Productions'... yeah, I'll never drink again. So... yeah. I'm going now. To update the site!!!

This is later on. I'm no longer pissed off! Yay! Argh anyway, I'm adding photos and suchlike. Not that anyone ever sees them!!! (It's hard to believe I actually am in search engines)

Why do I always insist on pissing other people off when I'm bored/depressed/pissed off myself? I have annoyed everybody tonight. So everybody I'm sorry. Specially Dave. And I'll try not draw any more hacked to pieces angels. For my own good, really. Should I put that up on the site? Well, disturbing as it may be, THIS IS A DEAD HOLE AND NO-ONE WILL SEE IT ANYWAY. F*** me.

Awww... my buddy Stuart's feeling neglected. Well, I am tryin to get stoopid Kazaa to work AND my MP3 player, update here and invent a new bra, all at the same time. Hi Stuart, btw, if you are reading this at any point. And El Skanko, vengeance will be mine!!! Bwahahaha! And screw Kazaa. *Infuriated*

And a month later... see what happens when Folore gets bored? Well, looks like Del's the only person that's visited anyway. I'm just so happy cuz I downloaded 'Amazed' by the Offspring at last, (I've been having creepy Offspring-related dreams recently, and I think this is the only way to stop them) plus I can GET MY BLANK CD BACK, VERN, SEEING AS SOMEONE DIDN'T DO FOFO THE FAVOR OF RECORDING IT FOR HER. And I'm trying to stop buying CDs for awhile, though Ixnay's their only album I don't have (a real copy of)*cough*. And I finally got tho crappy other pics of me up, though I don't know why, it's like putting a gun to my head. Happy holidays!

Bonjour, mes amis, I am in Computing for the very very last time EVER! Yes, really. Does anybody care? Nah. Today I am getting some certificate for Celtathingy, and it's sunny and Sports Day is tomorrow. Mine's an exciting life...

Again I'm in Computing... but this time it's the penultimate lesson. Um, I'm noticing that there still is only one entry in my guestbook... why am I even bothering? It kills time, I guess, but I'd like people to visit my site every once in a while, kind of, but is that ever going to happen? So many questions...

I'm in Computing, again. I seem to spend most of my life here nowadays, but it could be worse. At least we're not doing 'work', the last time we did that it meant we had to learn QBASIC, and nobody except Kiwi found that fun. I want a Flash city...

Angelfire is beginning to scare me, and nothing seems to be working today. I guess it's just the crappy school computers and the fact that RM Security restricts everything... Well, at least it's stopped raining, um, I've nothing else really to write, I've only been awake for two hours. (It's 09:35)

I am in Computing right now, and Verny-Vern's assisting me with the terrible problems affecting my site, namely the fact that I cannot use html. I am pissed off because we just got homework in Geography, even though we haven't even had one lesson of the Higher course yet, and also because the English course sounds scary. And apparently I don't remeber everything that happened on Friday night - I thought I did, I didn't think I was that drunk, they're lying, all of them...

Well, my connnection's buggered, but I'm trying anyway. I've just been looking up some sites about my favourite author at the moment, Banana Yoshimoto, and there isn't a lot on her. I mean, I know no-one seems to have heard of her, but still... anywho, today I was accompanying the hymns at a church service, and was shocked at the end because they PAID me!! I mean, I wasn't even playing for an hour, and still we were paid! (There were three of us.) Well, I thought I was doing it for nothing, but there you go, which shows doing good deeds pay off in the end, etc, etc, but yes I am an Egoist so do not ask why I was playing in the church, I just was. Ahem.

Today I decided to add a diary page to my site. What genius am I... So, what will I moan about?? Well, nothing really, cause today wasn't that bad!! The weather was nice (though I was working at the till all day so didn't get to enjoy it) and then I get home to find I have the house to myself for the night. Woohoo! So, like the sad loser that I am, I head to my computer. Well, what am I meant to do, study???? *sarcastic grin* (I thought not.)