You are anti-child starvation arent you?
Office Drama
This story was written quite a while ago and sent back to me by one of my friends after I had long deleted it. The scene takes place inside an office building in a managers office. Enjoy.
Smith: You wanted to see me sir?
Johnson: Yes, please have a seat.
Smith, it has come to our attention that your
stomach contents aren't up to company standards.
Smith: My what?!
Johnson: Well after analysis of your stomach contents
we've discovered that within that last 17 hours you
have ingested 4 pieces of pizza, a Pepsi, a candy
bar,
and... (Mr.Johnson looks around then leans in) 3 to
4
different types of Arachnids.
Smith: Arachnids?!
Johnson:(Straitens up again) Yes Smith, Arachnids,
Spiders. Now Smith it isn’t company policy to judge
the
personal life of our employees, however when we found
out you had been eating spiders we decided it was
time
to call it to attention.
Smith: I don’t eat spiders!
Johnson: Now were no here to point fingers at whose
the
spider eater, I just need to find out if this type
of
negative personal behavior is going to continue.
Smith: This is outrageous!
Johnson: Smith this is a large company. There is a
lot
of money circulated through this company, through
the
company itself and its associates. Now if word gets
Out one of our employees was a spider eater...
Smith:Im not a Spider Eater!
Johnson: Smith please! Now as I was saying if word
gets
out that you had been... consuming arachnids, then
it
would be bad for the company. And lots of innocent
people would lose lots of money, and when people
lose
money their children starve. This company is
Anti-Child
starvation. Smith are you Anti-Child starvation?
Smith: Of coarse but I don’t see what this has to do
with...
Johnson: Then we see eye to eye. Collect your things,
security will escort you off company grounds.
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