Quotes

"Girls are dumb, throw rocks at them." or "Girls are dumb, throw them at them."

"Wha..? Togevah?" "Wha..? Fo-evah?"

"Girls shouldn't kiss girls, they should kiss me"

"A pipe is like a pregnant woman...it holds water."

"I have found that my happiness is directly proportional to the amount of fuel in my gas tank."

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