1. They asked me to host cause
I have a real handle on this sort of stuff.
2. No sweetie. It was because you have a big mouth.
3. Well I get to do it
in my P.J.'s
4. I get to help cause, someone didn't think you could by yourself.
The honor of your presence is requested for the marriage of
Anya and Xander
Tuesday the fifth of March
Two thousand and two at eight o'clock in the evening, seven central time
On the United Paramount Network
The groom's family is human.
The bride's side they're demons.
It's gonna be one hell of a wedding.
