Empress Noelle
(Formerly Harem Girl #2)
Quote/Motto: "Do you have this in a six?"
Profile
Of all minions, Noelle is in a position to have the most influence on the
Emperor, but either does not realize it or does not care. She instead
chooses to spend her time acquiring additional shoes to match her handbag
collection. When she tires of shoes and handbags, which is not often, she
also enjoys earrings and lip gloss. Occasionally, she acts in a play.
Noelle's first official decree upon coronation was to disband the Emperor's harem. This was quickly realized by all to be a good idea, as it squashed the constant threat of concubine rebellions and the subsequent unpleasantness. Why had the Emperor not thought of this before? Pundits still debate this topic, at great risk of Cleansing.
It is unclear if the vapid air-headedness she exudes is an act or not.
Abilities/Weapons
Concealed inside an innocuous Coach makeup bag is a veritable Arsenal of Doom.
She refuses to give away all the tricks of her trade, but let's just say that
when she pulls out her lip gloss - WATCH OUT! How does she keep from
confusing her mascara wand from her Mascara Wand of Death? No one knows
and she won't tell. But only one makes her lashes longer and thicker
instead of shooting poison darts.
Weaknesses:
Dark chocolate
computer solitaire
