Feb..erm..somthing or other:A typical Cole/Ber conversation:

Cole:Ber?

Ber:What Cole?

What are the white poofy thingys next to 'Heaven'?

~_~ what do you mean what are they? They're wings.

Well, I didn't know that. They don't look like wings. They look like white..poofies..

Shut up! Do not!

~*mumbles*~ Do so...poofies

March 2, 2003...2:49am: Yes, we are both night owls. Cole is spending the night at my house tonight. ^_^ Yay! Anyways, after being high on laughter all night we made up a list of what makes up the perfect evening:

Funyuns, Code Red, movies, mexican food, and, of course, us. ~*grins*~

Anyways, at this time of night one would think we were high on more then fun..and perhaps we were when we had this converstation:

Cole: Don't make me bite you again!

Ber:Better not!

Why not?

Because I might have to rape you in your sleep tonight or somethin'.

woohoo! I need good sex.

Yeah..you'd wake up and be all naked like and you'd look down and be like, 'Ber what are you doing?

Yeah, and you'd be like, 'can't talk...eating'

Anyways, our conversations that night got from bad to worse and we somehow started talking about putting dildos in the microwave to make them more like hot, hard flesh...but we won't get into that. -.-