The Official
WALT LEAVER Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Walt Leaver, the
REAL WALT LEAVER. This site is
awesome. My name is Donald and I can't stop thinking about
Walt Leaver. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Walt Leaver is a mammal.
2. Walt Leaver begs for money ALL the time.
3. The purpose of
Walt Leaver is to piss off an entire campus.
Tools and
gear:
Money
Rogaine
Bull
Testimonial:
Walt Leaver can get money from anyone he wants! Walt Leaver pisses off entire campuses all the time. This guys is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Walt Leaver was eating at Marriot. And when some dude said he wouldn't give him any money he fired the entire faculty. My friend Tom said that he saw Walt Leaver totally sacrifice a bull just because some kid opened a window.
And that's what I call
REAL
Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Walt Leaver has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will steal and empty your wallets!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Walt Leaver is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it
sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome
and that's a fact. Walt Leaver is smart, smooth, arrogant, strong, powerful, and
manipulative. I can't wait to start taking over entire universities
next year. I love Walt Leaver with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and
A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Walt Leaver?
A: Walt Leaver is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he is a student of the Bible, but on the other hand, he is about money.
Q: I heard that Walt Leaver pisses off campuses all the time. What's his problem?
A:
Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Walt
Leaver can piss off campuses OR just be a manipulative thief.
Q: What does Walt Leaver do when he's not pissing off campuses or begging for money?
A:
Most of his free time is spent misinterpreting the Bible, but sometime he
sacrifices
bulls. (Ask Tom if you don't believe me.)
Look at this Guy! He's soooo awesome!!!
This is the young Walt Leaver. Here he is almost
done with
puberty, which is bragable.
