LORDY, I FANCY A MUFFCAKE
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"muffcake"
i love you and your amber waves of grain.
your crayola colored clusters drive my tongue insane
and if you say good bye, i dont know what i am to do.
because nobody needs you like my stomach, and you don't even have a clue
oh dear, this has to stop i'm in cardiac arrest.
your carbohydrate goodness pierced through my aching chest
At the end of the day your the only thing on my mind.
Until i'm in the loo, you push out my behind.
somebody put a knife to betty crocker
because muffcakes eat my mind and now i'm off my rocker.
its always hard to know that parting is such sweet sorrow.
But if the day is right you will be in wayne hall tommorrow.
