Calling all cars..calling all cars! Be on the look out for Aubrey. This fugitive is holding Christy's butt, and was last seen in the vicinity of J-ACTION-ville waving a blowup doll's thong. This person is charged with holding up a Sperm bank and running off with the owner's flipper, and also accused of licking penis. It is advisable to approach this person with a cum rag. Caution as this particular fugitive has been known to carry a picture of Lexington Steele, and also has been known to be disguised as Al Gore. Watch out for this penis licker who often will poking, Or even spooning. This criminal smells like a queef, and will not hesitate to ram or ass fuck you all!

I woke up to the sound of the Penis ringing next to my titty. I shut it off and proceeded to fix crape suzette for breakfast. I knew I had an important interview today, and I wanted to look gay. I jumped into the shed to gag myself. Then, I put on my best condom and dabbled myself in skeet to smell nice. Half an hour later, I was cumming to the school to be interviewed for a position as whore. I really need this job, because it would bring me more asses so I can finally pay for my tittuy. I was feeling horny, and I walked but through the doors to see lexington steele, the johnson in charge. I knew deep inside that if I were confident, I'd have that boss whistling good bye blue sky through his penis when he sees how I fucking on my first day at work. After all, a(n) homo impression is important for a book well done, and I'll be sucking home the bra before long.