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It's The Quiz!!!

After completion of the quiz you can check your scores to see how Cause-worthy you are. Here's what you need to do: check the appropriate boxes for your answers and submit. Wow, this is even easier then finding white trash on the library stoop!!! Failure to comply to the rules and regulations of The Cause will result in you eatin' it, Reno style!!!

1. When can you wear red?
Before Labor Day
After Labor Day
Never

2. Who is the best James Bond?
Connery
Moore
Lazenby
Dalton
Bronson

3. Name the best beverage?
Surge
Mountain Dew
Crystal Pepsi
Red Kool-Aide

4. What is the meaning of life?
Food, folks, and fun
Sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll
Mountain Dew, Cheez-its, and The Beatles

5. Who is the Cause's greatest enemy?
Communism in all forms
Dr. Evil
The everett Clan

6. Who is the best actor of all time?
Jackie Chan
Harrison Ford
Sean connery

7. What's the best Bond movie?
Tomorrow Never Dies
The Man With The Golden Gun
Goldfinger

8. Best word?
Whipper-Snapper
Shannagins
Moxie

9. Who is older?
God
Clout
Bob Dole

10. Who is the best doctor?
Dr. Zaius
Dr. Evil
Dr. Klopeck

11. What is the proper meaning of 'Billy Club'?
A hot London Night Club
An elite group of people who rip some shit
Something used by police

12. What is the best way to get out of a tight spot?
Run away
A witty comeback
Scream 'Kiss Rules!'

13. Best trilogy?
Indiana Jones
Star Wars
Evil Dead

14. Most underappreciated actor of all time?
Bruce Campbell
William H. Macy
Jean Claude Van Damme

15. Perferred mode of combat?
Knives
Hand to hand
Laser Tag

16. Greatest show that doesn't exist?
Dog Show
The Let's Beat Up Leonardo DiCaprio Show
Tarmac Talk

17. Dumbest question?
Where d'ya keep yer ice cream?
What day is the 4th of July race on?
Got any steak?

18. What is a 'Genuine Mark Hamil'?
The man who played Luke Skywalker
A Hamburger at Planet Hollywood
A big ass wave

19. Dumbest phrase?
Sure Ed, you can house sit for me
Let's take a vacation in Iraq
Of course it's safe to smoke around propane

20. Best 80's song?
Come on Eileen
Video Killed the Radio Star
Tainted Love

21. What is the worst band?
Aerosmith
Kiss
Metalica

22. Best type of music?
Hip-Hop/Urban
Punk/Ska
Country

23.Worst musical irony?
Alanis Morrisette's un-'Ironic' song
People insisting that 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy' is a compliment
MC Hammer's Greatest Hits Alblum

24. Best gameshow?
Wheel of Fortune
Wheel of Fish
Jeopardy

25. Cheesiest movie catch line?
When these opposites get together, they break all the rules
2 Kids, 1 Sealion, No Rules
These guys are just crazy enough to try something crazy

26. Most pointless sport?
Curling
High School Football
Game Fishing

27. Best storage method?
Cardboard box
Plastic bottle
Can

28. Best MTV VJ?
Jessie Camp
Ananda Lewis
Carson Daly
Matt Pinfield
Toby

29. What is the best late night show?
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The Late Show with David Letterman
Late Nite with Conan O'Brien
The Nite Show with Danny Cashman

30.Who is the best Weekend Update host?
Chevy Chase
Dennis Miller
Kevin Nealson
Norm McDonald
Colin Quin

Now that you've compeleted The Quiz, proceed onward to see if you are indeed worthy of The Cause!