Things to do in an Elevator
1. As the elevator rises/drops through each floor, scream the number of the floor out loudly as it lights up on the meter.
2. When the elevator begins motion, yell "We're gonna crash!!!" as loud as you can.
3. Ask another passenger, "How many people do you think have died on this thing?!?"
4. If they give you an answer, start banging on the door screaming "I don't want to die!!!"
5. If there is only one other passenger, move up very closely to him/her, leaving a lot of space in the rest of the elevator.
6. Stand in one of the corners staring at the wall, humming a tune loudly.
7. Stand at the door, and when people try to get in, stop them and say "Sorry, this elevator is for display only".
8. Wait until a man gets in, and say "See that guy that just got out?? He told me he just banged your wife!"
9. When someone is getting out and the door is closing, yell "Sir you dropped something".
10. Drop something on the floor, and when someone trys to pick it up for you, yell "You can't have it! It's mine!!!"
11. Lay on the ground with your pants off, and when someone is getting off, start screaming "rape!! rape!!"
12. Put a walkman with headphones on, and start singing a song at the top of your lungs beside the other passengers.
13. When a passenger of the opposite sex gets on, say "You know, we could have sex real quick and no one would know..."
14. Stand at the side of the door, and when passengers get on scream "Boo!!! Oh..I thought you were someone else..."
15. When another passenger gets on, quickly sit on the ground cross-legged, screaming "You ain't taking me away again!! I'm staying riiiight here!!!" until they get back off on another floor.
16. When people get in, smile at them the whole time, ignoring them.
17. Stand at the door and when people leave, yell "Thank you, come again!" in Apu's accent.
18. When people get on, press all the buttons, and scream "We gonna go for a ride!!" in a hillbilly accent.
19. Sit in the corner and stare at someone until he/she leaves.
20. When people get on, pretend you are sleeping, and when the door shuts, yell "Awww, DAMN! not again" then pretend to fall asleep again.