Comebacks

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She: I must've been given your share.

He: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
She: No, I'd like some pleasure too.

He: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
She: It's hot.

He: I'd go to the end of the world for you.
She: Okay, but would you stay there?

He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, get out!

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry I'm having a headache this weekend.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why, are you leaving?

He: What would you do if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

He: Shall we go and see a movie?
She: I've already seen it.

He: Do you think it was the faith which brought as together?
She: Nah, it was plain bad luck.

He: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

He: Your place or mine?
She: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.

He: So, what do you do for a living?
She: I'm a female impersonator.

He: Hey baby, what's your sign?
She: DO NOT ENTER!

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.