**Blonde Jokes**
(These jokes are not intended to insult, they are only jokes, and serving the purpose to amuse...please do not take it offensively if you are a blonde) =)
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their
shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.
Q: What do SMART blondes and UFO's have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerio’s?
A: Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the 11 on the phone!
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the monitor.
Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
A blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
A: They drowned in Spring Training.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: ” Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her joke on Wednesday.
A blonde and a brunette get in an elevator. A cute guy gets on at the same time, but he had bad dandruff. When he leaves, the brunette says, "he's cute, someone should give him head and shoulders though” the blonde replies, "how do you give shoulders?"
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde at the stop sign?
A: She's still there.
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick 'em, stick ‘em, and send them on their way.
Q: Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A: She heard the drinks were on the house.
Q: What do you call a blonde that has dyed her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence!
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
The top 10 blonde inventions
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Waterproof tea bag