87 Years young
It’s been good and it’s been fun
Jesus loves us all
I see his face in every wall

You are wasting your life
Sign off, and get a wife
If the internet should cease to exist
You would see what you have missed

This is the chorus of our song
Made just for us, it can't go wrong!
Please repeat four times.
Typically, it rhymes.
I have run all out of lines
Just please repeat four times.

Your time is ticking away like a bomb
Did you serve Russia during Vietnam?
No! You were constructing a web page
No! You were stuck in front of the computer like an Inuit in its cage

Please remember my words
You’re a bunch of dirty turds
You will easily be forgotten
Like an apple that is rotten

This is the chorus of our song
Made just for us, it can't go wrong!
Please repeat four times.
Typically, it rhymes.
I have run all out of lines
Just please repeat four times.

When push comes to shove
You’re just an insignificant glove
A disease spreading parasite
You’re just the metal on Ben Franklin's kite

I think that you are really lame
I shall miss my brush with fame
I can't stand your company
So please stop humping me

Goodbye and farewell
I hope you all go to hell!